Read this.. if you want to.
We all know someone who is the worst before they've had their coffee, now you can tell them how you really feel. Our coffee features the finest roasts for your friends and family - offered in 3 different levels. Simply use the navigation menu to the left to pick the appropriate roast level, select your favorite roast and let us take care of the rest.
1) Light Roast - For your “sensitive“ friends - the jokes are punny in nature and while there may be some profanity the jokes do not specifically target any group of people.
2) Medium Roast - For your more hearty friends. These roasts are savage as fuck on topics ranging anywhere from personality issues to how goddamn fat you are.
3) Dark Roast - Also known as the Dank Roast, for your friends that are as fucked in the head as you are. In the dark roast anything goes. Race, sexuality, religion, politics, etc are all fair game. Not safe for work unless you want to get real cozy with the bitch in HR over it.